Difference between revisions of "Memorable Quotes and Moments"
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"Galen, you're wearing a dress." "Yes, but I still look better in it than in you do in your clothes." | "Galen, you're wearing a dress." "Yes, but I still look better in it than in you do in your clothes." | ||
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(While discussing making an impromptu sonic weapon to fight Chryssalids): | (While discussing making an impromptu sonic weapon to fight Chryssalids): | ||
:Marie: "I read the ancient Chinese would execute people by fitting a large drum over their heads and pounding on it until their heads exploded." (speaking about the scientific principle involved) | :Marie: "I read the ancient Chinese would execute people by fitting a large drum over their heads and pounding on it until their heads exploded." (speaking about the scientific principle involved) | ||
:Brock: "I don't think a Chryssalid is gonna hold still long enough for us to do that." | :Brock: "I don't think a Chryssalid is gonna hold still long enough for us to do that." | ||
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Fayth: Do you know where you are?<br> | Fayth: Do you know where you are?<br> | ||
Douglas: Standing in front of a house of GOD! | Douglas: Standing in front of a house of GOD! | ||
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Shillelagh [Sarcastically raises his glass of stout, purposefully splashing a little on the table of the Russian mobsters]<br> | Shillelagh [Sarcastically raises his glass of stout, purposefully splashing a little on the table of the Russian mobsters]<br> | ||
Russian Mobster: Pff. Typical drunken American.<br> | Russian Mobster: Pff. Typical drunken American.<br> | ||
Vic: [Grabs a beer bottle off their table and takes a swing, luckily missing] What'd you say about America, you fuckin' Russkie bastard?!<br> | Vic: [Grabs a beer bottle off their table and takes a swing, luckily missing] What'd you say about America, you fuckin' Russkie bastard?!<br> | ||
Shillelagh: [Grabs Vic and pulls him away] "You'll have to excuse my friend. I was trying to be a little bit rude. He went over the top there."<br> | Shillelagh: [Grabs Vic and pulls him away] "You'll have to excuse my friend. I was trying to be a little bit rude. He went over the top there."<br> | ||
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Dave: "What's the kid's name?"<br> | Dave: "What's the kid's name?"<br> | ||
Jason: "Landon."<br> | Jason: "Landon."<br> | ||
Bruce: "Really? You're gonna name the kid that attempted suicide by jumping off a building ''Landon?''"<br> | Bruce: "Really? You're gonna name the kid that attempted suicide by jumping off a building ''Landon?''"<br> | ||
Jason: "Dammit. I hate you. Uh, his name's Billy."<br> | Jason: "Dammit. I hate you. Uh, his name's Billy."<br> | ||
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Doc Nano: "I think it's a great idea. You should do it. Whatever your plan is."<br> | Doc Nano: "I think it's a great idea. You should do it. Whatever your plan is."<br> | ||
Shillelagh: "Wait a second! You never like my plans! This is some kind of a trick, isn't it? When everything's said and done and the dust settles, you're gonna sit back and try an use this as one of those'' 'teaching moments,' ''aren't ya?"<br> | Shillelagh: "Wait a second! You never like my plans! This is some kind of a trick, isn't it? When everything's said and done and the dust settles, you're gonna sit back and try an use this as one of those'' 'teaching moments,' ''aren't ya?"<br> | ||
[For some reason, Thor finds this exchange super-hilarious and proceeds to blow snot all over himself, which is way funnier than anything else] | [For some reason, Thor finds this exchange super-hilarious and proceeds to blow snot all over himself, which is way funnier than anything else] | ||
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Revision as of 08:34, 4 November 2018
Elemental: (to police chief, who thanked them for their good work) "That certainly isn't going to help Viho's colossal ego." (or something like that...)
CyberJesus: "I'm so sick and tired of this bullshit Thomas Kinkaid police state!"
Ashbury: "I grow plants that may or may not be used for pharmaceutical purposes"
Ed/Aefra: "I use Seduction on the baby"
Ed/Aefra: "the baby falls in love with Galen and tries to seduce him" (now a 4 year old)
"Galen, you're wearing a dress." "Yes, but I still look better in it than in you do in your clothes."
(While discussing making an impromptu sonic weapon to fight Chryssalids):
- Marie: "I read the ancient Chinese would execute people by fitting a large drum over their heads and pounding on it until their heads exploded." (speaking about the scientific principle involved)
- Brock: "I don't think a Chryssalid is gonna hold still long enough for us to do that."
Fayth: Do you know where you are?
Douglas: Standing in front of a house of GOD!
Shillelagh [Sarcastically raises his glass of stout, purposefully splashing a little on the table of the Russian mobsters]
Russian Mobster: Pff. Typical drunken American.
Vic: [Grabs a beer bottle off their table and takes a swing, luckily missing] What'd you say about America, you fuckin' Russkie bastard?!
Shillelagh: [Grabs Vic and pulls him away] "You'll have to excuse my friend. I was trying to be a little bit rude. He went over the top there."
Dave: "What's the kid's name?"
Jason: "Landon."
Bruce: "Really? You're gonna name the kid that attempted suicide by jumping off a building Landon?"
Jason: "Dammit. I hate you. Uh, his name's Billy."
Doc Nano: "I think it's a great idea. You should do it. Whatever your plan is."
Shillelagh: "Wait a second! You never like my plans! This is some kind of a trick, isn't it? When everything's said and done and the dust settles, you're gonna sit back and try an use this as one of those 'teaching moments,' aren't ya?"
[For some reason, Thor finds this exchange super-hilarious and proceeds to blow snot all over himself, which is way funnier than anything else]
