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I'd rather be bored at work, like it's a chore
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I'd rather be bored at work, like it's a chore<br>
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than gored at work by a wild boar
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than gored at work by a wild boar<br>
  
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I'd rather be twiddling my thumbs in ennui
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I'd rather be twiddling my thumbs in ennui<br>
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than stabbed to death by republicans "freedom isn't free"
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than stabbed to death by republicans "freedom isn't free"<br>
  
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Honestly, I supoose it's a good way
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Honestly, I supoose it's a good way<br>
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The mind rots while we collect our pay
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The mind rots while we collect our pay<br>
  
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It's just, I'd like a bentley or something if I'm gonna be this goddamn bored
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It's just, I'd like a bentley or something if I'm gonna be this goddamn bored<br>
  
  
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== Was Bored at Work ==
  
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--[[User:BenofZongo|BenofZongo]] 17:23, 20 March 2007 (MST)Seriously...except I'm not bored, I'm just sick of the shit I have to do right now.
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[[Bored at work for a long time]]
  
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--[[User:Dieterthebold|Dieter the Bold]] 18:38, 20 March 2007 (MST) Fun for work: [http://www.abirwarriorarts.com/pics/sofer%202.jpg 1] and [http://www.llbbl.com/data/RPG-motivational/ 2]
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== Still Bored at Work ==
  
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--[[User:Gdaze|Gdaze]]--  I'm tired... and my fucking gums are infected and I have to have my fucking wisdom teeth removed, and I want to sleep.  Do any of you see how long you can have your dick outta your fly while your at work?
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--[[User:Dieterthebold|Dieter the Bold]] 13:32, 21 October 2011 (MST) The map for all your WHFRP [http://www.gitzmansgallery.com/Warhammer_Maps/Full_Screen/oldworldmap.html needs]!!
  
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--[[User:Edmiao|Edmiao]] 14:23, 22 March 2007 (MST) my record is 25 minutes before i got nervous and had to zip it up.  Have you ever been caught?  and what's your record?
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[[Flame War]]
  
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--[[User:Matts|Matts]] 02:37, 24 March 2007 (MST)[http://deadspin.com/sports/skiing/oh-messieur-245463.php Oh, Messieur]
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[[User:Edmiao|Edmiao]] [http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/meet-the-real-life-invisible-man.html Invisible Man]
  
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--[[User:Gdaze|Gdaze]] 16:22, 26 March 2007 (MST)Hahaha, check out this, I know our group would LOVE it!
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[[User:Edmiao|Edmiao]] A cure for allergies [http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19853382?dopt=Abstract]
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http://www.amazon.com/Worlds-Largest-Dungeon-Alderac-Entertainment/dp/1594720290/ref=pd_bbs_1/103-9177017-5232603?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1174950620&sr=8-1
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--[[User:Matts|Matts]] 12:58, 27 October 2009 (MST)Very cool, but not food allergies is it?
  
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--[[User:Gdaze|Gdaze]] 12:42, 27 March 2007 (MST)  I found this review of an rpg that is more... typical fantasy, when compared to 3E D&D...  It amused me greatly.
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--[[User:Gdaze|Gdaze]] 13:21, 27 October 2009 (MST) That "Invisible Man" is pretty sweet. Did you see the light bulb fights linked on the side?  Wow.  Matt you shouldn't cure yourself of your nut allergies, that is the only thing keeping mine outta your mouth.
  
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[[User:Edmiao|Edmiao]] Matt, that obviously does not cure you of food allergies since you have run a serious nuts exposure trial via that route. Hasn't cured my allergies to grass either.
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Ordering a pint of warm mead from the publican, Zig looked about the tavern. At a nearby table he saw two of the strangest individuals he could imagine.  
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There was a short fellow who looked like he might be halfling, albeit a rather emaciated one. Obviously the poor guy was not getting his daily six meals. Moreover, the 'halfling' had strangely long hair, dyed in four different colours, a silver ring dangling from his nostrils, a platinum ring hanging from his eyebrow, and was talking to a glowing pony beside him. From the few snippits of conversation that Zig overheard, apparently this pony could pop into existence whenever the halfling wanted its company. Weird. Listening some more, Zig learned that this bizarre looking halfling with the magic pony claimed to be some kind of paladin! Warm mead came spewing out from poor Zig's nostrils. Perversely fascinated, Zig listened some more. Apparently the halfling was hoping that he would soon be 'corrupted' so that he could then progress into some kind of 'prestige class' called a 'blackguard'. These 'blackguards', the scrawny halfling mused, had all kinds of interesting powers.  
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Gabe, can't find the light bulb fight link, can you post it?  is it that one where they put lights on sheep and herd them into patterns in scotland, cus that's awesome.
  
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This was too much for Zig's poor brain to handle. But the creature beside the emaciated halfling was even more bizarre. She looked like some kind of strange mix of an elf and ... could it be? ... a red dragon! She was sexy and repulsive at the same time. Leathery emerald wings flapped behind her, and the faint scent of brimstone and perfume circled around her table. Listening to her talk, Zig gathered that she was some kind of sorcerer who had graduated to a 'prestige class' called a 'dragon disciple'. She seemed pleased about the fact that her life had become much easier once she had acquired something called a 'feat' that let her 'eschew material components'. Zig could not follow what she was saying at all, and had to wonder why the authorities had even allowed this beast into the town in the first place.  
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--[[User:Gdaze|Gdaze]] 14:31, 27 October 2009 (MST) Kinda of, but not really. [http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/japanese-neon-lamp-fights.html]
  
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"Bleedin' freaks," muttered Zig to himself as he ordered three shots of strong dwarven whiskey, chugged them down in twenty seconds, ordered another pint of mead, and walked away.  
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[[User:Edmiao|Edmiao]] Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
  
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At another table there sat three weary looking individuals. One was a halfling -- no doubt about it. The little guy had a bulging belly, was puffing away at an over-sized cork pipe, and was industriously polishing his lock picks. Beside him was a haggard-looking middle-aged human with a long dark robe. The guy was sucking some ale through his unruly moustache while thumbing through a thick tome covered in arcane symbols. Ah yes, thought Zig, a user of magic. Also at the table was a comely maiden dressed in chain mail, sipping slowly from a delicate glass of elvish wine. Around her neck hung a golden necklace that displayed the symbol of Amithos, the sun god. She was clearly a cleric -- and a rather attractive one at that (despite the absence of a beard).  
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One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
  
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"Ahhh ... true adventurers," murmured Zig to himself, "and adventurers in need of a fighter!" He walked over to the group and introduced himself...
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The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
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After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'
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'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.  'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'
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--[[User:Gdaze|Gdaze]] 13:58, 5 November 2009 (MST) I hate you.
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[[User:Edmiao|Edmiao]] I know.
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--[[User:Dieterthebold|Dieter the Bold]] 14:27, 10 December 2009 (MST) A pimping fan-CGI of a seamonster attack on an oil rig [http://io9.com/5422213/a-giant-tentacle-monster-defeats-an-oil-rig here].
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--[[User:Dieterthebold|Dieter the Bold]] 12:49, 27 April 2010 (MST) For Ed and Ben: http://www.ama-assn.org/amednews/2010/04/26/bisa0426.htm <br>
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And thank god for Russia continuing to give us Bond-villain weaponry: http://www.nytimes.com/reuters/2010/04/26/world/international-us-russia-weapon.html?_r=2
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--[[User:Dieterthebold|Dieter the Bold]] 09:35, 25 September 2010 (MST) Some fun H.P. Lovecraft shorts. I give you [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWT07iRvI9M Elder Sign] and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnbYcB9ctu8 The Necronomicon]

Latest revision as of 14:32, 21 October 2011

I'd rather be bored at work, like it's a chore
than gored at work by a wild boar

I'd rather be twiddling my thumbs in ennui
than stabbed to death by republicans "freedom isn't free"

Honestly, I supoose it's a good way
The mind rots while we collect our pay

It's just, I'd like a bentley or something if I'm gonna be this goddamn bored


Was Bored at Work

Bored at work for a long time

Still Bored at Work

--Dieter the Bold 13:32, 21 October 2011 (MST) The map for all your WHFRP needs!!

Flame War

Edmiao Invisible Man

Edmiao A cure for allergies [1]

--Matts 12:58, 27 October 2009 (MST)Very cool, but not food allergies is it?

--Gdaze 13:21, 27 October 2009 (MST) That "Invisible Man" is pretty sweet. Did you see the light bulb fights linked on the side? Wow. Matt you shouldn't cure yourself of your nut allergies, that is the only thing keeping mine outta your mouth.

Edmiao Matt, that obviously does not cure you of food allergies since you have run a serious nuts exposure trial via that route. Hasn't cured my allergies to grass either.

Gabe, can't find the light bulb fight link, can you post it? is it that one where they put lights on sheep and herd them into patterns in scotland, cus that's awesome.

--Gdaze 14:31, 27 October 2009 (MST) Kinda of, but not really. [2]

Edmiao Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'

'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom. 'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'

--Gdaze 13:58, 5 November 2009 (MST) I hate you.

Edmiao I know.

--Dieter the Bold 14:27, 10 December 2009 (MST) A pimping fan-CGI of a seamonster attack on an oil rig here.

--Dieter the Bold 12:49, 27 April 2010 (MST) For Ed and Ben: http://www.ama-assn.org/amednews/2010/04/26/bisa0426.htm
And thank god for Russia continuing to give us Bond-villain weaponry: http://www.nytimes.com/reuters/2010/04/26/world/international-us-russia-weapon.html?_r=2

--Dieter the Bold 09:35, 25 September 2010 (MST) Some fun H.P. Lovecraft shorts. I give you Elder Sign and The Necronomicon

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