Difference between revisions of "Memorable Quotes and Moments"

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Elemental: (to police chief, who thanked them for their good work) "That certainly isn't going to help Viho's colossal ego." (or something like that...)

CyberJesus: "I'm so sick and tired of this bullshit Thomas Kinkaid police state!"

Ashbury: "I grow plants that may or may not be used for pharmaceutical purposes"

Ed/Aefra: "I use Seduction on the baby"

Ed/Aefra: "the baby falls in love with Galen and tries to seduce him" (now a 4 year old)

"Galen, you're wearing a dress." "Yes, but I still look better in it than in you do in your clothes."

(While discussing making an impromptu sonic weapon to fight Chryssalids):

Marie: "I read the ancient Chinese would execute people by fitting a large drum over their heads and pounding on it until their heads exploded." (speaking about the scientific principle involved)

Brock: "I don't think a Chryssalid is gonna hold still long enough for us to do that."

Fayth: Do you know where you are?
Douglas: Standing in front of a house of GOD!

Shillelagh [Sarcastically raises his glass of stout, purposefully splashing a little on the table of the Russian mobsters]
Russian Mobster: Pff. Typical drunken American.
Vic: [Grabs a beer bottle off their table and takes a swing, luckily missing] What'd you say about America, you fuckin' Russkie bastard?!
Shillelagh: [Grabs Vic and pulls him away] "You'll have to excuse my friend. I was trying to be a little bit rude. He went over the top there."

Dave: "What's the kid's name?"
Jason: "Landon."
Bruce: "Really? You're gonna name the kid that attempted suicide by jumping off a building Landon?"
Jason: "Dammit. I hate you. Uh, his name's Billy."

Doc Nano: "I think it's a great idea. You should do it. Whatever your plan is."
Shillelagh: "Wait a second! You never like my plans! This is some kind of a trick, isn't it? When everything's said and done and the dust settles, you're gonna sit back and try an use this as one of those 'teaching moments,' aren't ya?"
[For some reason, Thor finds this exchange super-hilarious and proceeds to blow snot all over himself, which is way funnier than anything else]

Thor: "I use my mag-lite like a baton and rush the werewolf!"
Bruce: "Are you sure about this?"
Thor: "Yep!"
Bruce: "Okay..." [Thor and Bruce roll handfuls of dice. Bruce's handful is much larger than Thor's.]
Bruce: "How many successes did you get?"
Thor: "Uh, one."
Bruce: [still counting the werewolf's successes...] "Uh, how much health do you have?"
Jason: "Not enough."
Thor: "Four?"
Bruce: "Um, the werewolf just hit you for fourteen points of aggravated wounds. Sorry to say this, but you're dead dead."
All the other players at the table, at Thor: "What were you thinking?!?"
Thor: [Shrugs his shoulders] "My character had a premonition that the werewolf was going to run away. I thought I might be able to scare it off."
Bruce: "Okay. At this point in the action, a shotgun blast rings out from the darkness. The werewolf howls in agony as silver buckshot tears into its back. Now that the cavalry has shown up, the werewolf runs away."
Thor: "Oh, I get it."

Bruce: "Okay, make a tech plus...dex check to see if Bianca can snap the photo before the guy responds."
Rumi: "Really? I need to make a check for that? I mean, anyone can take a picture with their phone..." [Reaches down to pick up phone on the game table. Phone falls out of her hand onto the floor.]
Everyone at table: [Watching Rumi scramble for her phone, trying not to laugh] "..."
Bruce: "I think you just proved my point."
Rumi: "Nevermind. What do I need to roll, again?"