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I'd rather be bored at work--[[User:Dieterthebold|Dieter the Bold]] 20:58, 4 April 2007 (MST), like it's a chore
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I'd rather be bored at work, like it's a chore<br>
than gored at work by a wild boar
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than gored at work by a wild boar<br>
  
I'd rather be twiddling my thumbs in ennui
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I'd rather be twiddling my thumbs in ennui<br>
than stabbed to death by republicans "freedom isn't free"
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than stabbed to death by republicans "freedom isn't free"<br>
  
Honestly, I supoose it's a good way
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Honestly, I supoose it's a good way<br>
The mind rots while we collect our pay
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The mind rots while we collect our pay<br>
  
It's just, I'd like a bentley or something if I'm gonna be this goddamn bored
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It's just, I'd like a bentley or something if I'm gonna be this goddamn bored<br>
  
  
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== Was Bored at Work ==
  
--[[User:BenofZongo|BenofZongo]] 17:23, 20 March 2007 (MST)Seriously...except I'm not bored, I'm just sick of the shit I have to do right now.
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[[Bored at work for a long time]]
  
--[[User:Dieterthebold|Dieter the Bold]] 18:38, 20 March 2007 (MST) Fun for work: [http://www.abirwarriorarts.com/pics/sofer%202.jpg 1] and [http://www.llbbl.com/data/RPG-motivational/ 2]
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== Still Bored at Work ==
  
--[[User:Gdaze|Gdaze]]--  I'm tired... and my fucking gums are infected and I have to have my fucking wisdom teeth removed, and I want to sleep.  Do any of you see how long you can have your dick outta your fly while your at work?
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--[[User:Dieterthebold|Dieter the Bold]] 13:32, 21 October 2011 (MST) The map for all your WHFRP [http://www.gitzmansgallery.com/Warhammer_Maps/Full_Screen/oldworldmap.html needs]!!
  
--[[User:Edmiao|Edmiao]] 14:23, 22 March 2007 (MST) my record is 25 minutes before i got nervous and had to zip it up.  Have you ever been caught?  and what's your record?
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[[Flame War]]
  
--[[User:Matts|Matts]] 02:37, 24 March 2007 (MST)[http://deadspin.com/sports/skiing/oh-messieur-245463.php Oh, Messieur]
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[[User:Edmiao|Edmiao]] [http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/meet-the-real-life-invisible-man.html Invisible Man]
  
--[[User:Gdaze|Gdaze]] 16:22, 26 March 2007 (MST)Hahaha, check out this, I know our group would LOVE it!
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[[User:Edmiao|Edmiao]] A cure for allergies [http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19853382?dopt=Abstract]
http://www.amazon.com/Worlds-Largest-Dungeon-Alderac-Entertainment/dp/1594720290/ref=pd_bbs_1/103-9177017-5232603?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1174950620&sr=8-1
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--[[User:Matts|Matts]] 12:58, 27 October 2009 (MST)Very cool, but not food allergies is it?
  
--[[User:Gdaze|Gdaze]] 14:16, 2 April 2007 (MST) So like... none of us have any work to doHaha, I don't due to us moving to a new system.
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--[[User:Gdaze|Gdaze]] 13:21, 27 October 2009 (MST) That "Invisible Man" is pretty sweet. Did you see the light bulb fights linked on the sideWow.  Matt you shouldn't cure yourself of your nut allergies, that is the only thing keeping mine outta your mouth.
  
--[[User:BenofZongo|BenofZongo]] 14:18, 2 April 2007 (MST)I seem to have closed the door to my incubator wrong, so that the ~160 million cells I was going to use for an experiment today are all dead.  all of them.  So now all I can do is work on a grantI could scream.
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[[User:Edmiao|Edmiao]] Matt, that obviously does not cure you of food allergies since you have run a serious nuts exposure trial via that routeHasn't cured my allergies to grass either.
  
--[[User:Jason|Jason]] 14:25, 2 April 2007 (MST)I have to try and figure out how to tell one of the programmers that he sprays way too much air freshener when he leaves the bathroom and its bothering everyone. What makes this so difficult is not only have I already talked to him about it once before, but the customer service girls put a note on the bottle that says 'please only spray me one time'. I dont understand what else to do.  So Ill take your grantwriting any day of the week!
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Gabe, can't find the light bulb fight link, can you post it? is it that one where they put lights on sheep and herd them into patterns in scotland, cus that's awesome.
  
--[[User:Gdaze|Gdaze]] 14:36, 2 April 2007 (MST) HAHAHA!  Like what is he trying to hide?  Clearly his shit stinksMwuhahaha. I say you use a pressance attack on his ass.
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--[[User:Gdaze|Gdaze]] 14:31, 27 October 2009 (MST) Kinda of, but not really[http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/japanese-neon-lamp-fights.html]
  
--[[User:Jason|Jason]] 14:47, 2 April 2007 (MST)I only have a 13 PRE, I dont think 2 1/2 D6 will accomplish much.  I need an excellent soliloquy so I can get some bonus dice.
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[[User:Edmiao|Edmiao]] Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
  
--[[User:Matts|Matts]] 15:31, 2 April 2007 (MST)Comrade Stinkus, I prithee, lend me thine ear for but a moment.
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One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
  
I have a vision of a world, and I must bring to your mind a piece of it.
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The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
  
This world, this Fantasy, is dominated by air fresh as how God himself made it; free of additives or preservatives, it carries upon it eddies of circumstance, the pure drama of the unexpected.  In its myriad progressions, we may see unfold designs of intentions not our own, and admire these things in nature, these fragile crystals of time untouched by the cruel hand of Man.
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After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'
  
I have now a revelation to share with you: this world is indeed our world, but one may only catch it in small glimpses: the snow atop a deserted mountain, or the relentlessness of the waves against a sandy beach, or the graceful whorl of air following water as a toilet is flushedHowever, we foolish mortals know not that with our every action we shatter this beauty, we befoul the innumerate mysterious mathematics that inform beauty.  But one spray of air fresheners pollutes this volatile equation, introduces inequalities such that feeble natural mechanisms are incapable of compensation.  In place of  a delicate snowflake of natural odor, we put a gigantic concrete-and-steel skyscraper of artifice, of odor *elimination*, leaving behind only the trampled flat remains of what took an eternity to build.
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'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'
  
Comrade, with but a little moderation, this hideous fate could be reversed.
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--[[User:Gdaze|Gdaze]] 13:58, 5 November 2009 (MST) I hate you.
  
--[[User:Jason|Jason]] 15:32, 2 April 2007 (MST)I must submit to your genius, yet again.
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[[User:Edmiao|Edmiao]] I know.
  
--[[User:Edmiao|Edmiao]] 18:30, 2 April 2007 (MST) Quoth the Bard "whoa"
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--[[User:Dieterthebold|Dieter the Bold]] 14:27, 10 December 2009 (MST) A pimping fan-CGI of a seamonster attack on an oil rig [http://io9.com/5422213/a-giant-tentacle-monster-defeats-an-oil-rig here].
  
--[[User:Dieterthebold|Dieter the Bold]] 20:58, 4 April 2007 (MST) For my [http://serenitytales.typepad.com/ Firefly peeps]. My favorite is the shopping list.
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--[[User:Dieterthebold|Dieter the Bold]] 12:49, 27 April 2010 (MST) For Ed and Ben: http://www.ama-assn.org/amednews/2010/04/26/bisa0426.htm <br>
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And thank god for Russia continuing to give us Bond-villain weaponry: http://www.nytimes.com/reuters/2010/04/26/world/international-us-russia-weapon.html?_r=2
  
--[[User:Dieterthebold|Dieter the Bold]] 17:00, 9 April 2007 (MST) The most awesome politician [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYgZYkTYUaQ ever]
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--[[User:Dieterthebold|Dieter the Bold]] 09:35, 25 September 2010 (MST) Some fun H.P. Lovecraft shorts. I give you [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWT07iRvI9M Elder Sign] and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnbYcB9ctu8 The Necronomicon]
 
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--[[User:Jason|Jason]] 14:39, 10 April 2007 (MST)http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/fakemillion3.html)http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/fakemillion3.html  Is this Gabe's mom?
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--[[User:Gdaze|Gdaze]] 20:57, 11 April 2007 (MST)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3Mrepqk3Ys
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--[[User:Matts|Matts]] 13:52, 22 April 2007 (MST) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEWgs6YQR9A
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--[[User:Edmiao|Edmiao]] 21:53, 22 April 2007 (MST) both awesome.  but can't beat the original [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC9FtLQJoGM manamana]
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--[[User:Dieterthebold|Dieter the Bold]] 19:03, 24 April 2007 (MST) The robots at [http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/193426 work]
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--[[User:Gdaze|Gdaze]] 12:11, 25 April 2007 (MST) I can't believe it is only Wednesday...  I keep hoping and thinking tomorrow is Friday...
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--[[User:Edmiao|Edmiao]] 14:34, 25 April 2007 (MST) ditto
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--[[User:Jason|Jason]] 14:45, 25 April 2007 (MST)I say we advocate the 1 day work week.
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--[[User:Edmiao|Edmiao]] 15:08, 25 April 2007 (MST) Second.  All in favor say "Aye"
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[http://funnyordie.com/v1/]  Look at the will farrell sketch entitled "the landlord".  hilarious.
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Latest revision as of 14:32, 21 October 2011

I'd rather be bored at work, like it's a chore
than gored at work by a wild boar

I'd rather be twiddling my thumbs in ennui
than stabbed to death by republicans "freedom isn't free"

Honestly, I supoose it's a good way
The mind rots while we collect our pay

It's just, I'd like a bentley or something if I'm gonna be this goddamn bored


Was Bored at Work

Bored at work for a long time

Still Bored at Work

--Dieter the Bold 13:32, 21 October 2011 (MST) The map for all your WHFRP needs!!

Flame War

Edmiao Invisible Man

Edmiao A cure for allergies [1]

--Matts 12:58, 27 October 2009 (MST)Very cool, but not food allergies is it?

--Gdaze 13:21, 27 October 2009 (MST) That "Invisible Man" is pretty sweet. Did you see the light bulb fights linked on the side? Wow. Matt you shouldn't cure yourself of your nut allergies, that is the only thing keeping mine outta your mouth.

Edmiao Matt, that obviously does not cure you of food allergies since you have run a serious nuts exposure trial via that route. Hasn't cured my allergies to grass either.

Gabe, can't find the light bulb fight link, can you post it? is it that one where they put lights on sheep and herd them into patterns in scotland, cus that's awesome.

--Gdaze 14:31, 27 October 2009 (MST) Kinda of, but not really. [2]

Edmiao Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'

'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom. 'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'

--Gdaze 13:58, 5 November 2009 (MST) I hate you.

Edmiao I know.

--Dieter the Bold 14:27, 10 December 2009 (MST) A pimping fan-CGI of a seamonster attack on an oil rig here.

--Dieter the Bold 12:49, 27 April 2010 (MST) For Ed and Ben: http://www.ama-assn.org/amednews/2010/04/26/bisa0426.htm
And thank god for Russia continuing to give us Bond-villain weaponry: http://www.nytimes.com/reuters/2010/04/26/world/international-us-russia-weapon.html?_r=2

--Dieter the Bold 09:35, 25 September 2010 (MST) Some fun H.P. Lovecraft shorts. I give you Elder Sign and The Necronomicon