Tellin' the Tale

A history of Post-Holocaust Deadlands.

The 'Poclypse

In the long ago a star fell from the heavens and the world burned.

The Four

This is the tellin' of things come long before. It is the Tellin' of the four and how they came to be. First came the Preacher out of Eden to wander the wastes as he read in the word. Then from Eden came Szander and Lena. Szander and Lena were still little ones under the care of Ethan and Rebekah. Parents and children cast out from Eden for reasons known only to Ethan and Rebekah.

Learnin' to survive in the surface world was difficult for the family of Edenites. Fortunately for them they crossed path with the Preacher, who recognized Ethan and Rebekah from times before. He helped them with the knowin' of Livin' on the surface and then returned to his wanderin'.

Then on a dark day the family crossed paths with The Black Diamond and his Rattlers. Ethan and Rebekah were killed and Szander was left for dead. Only Lena, hidden and overlooked, survived. Szander lay hurt and dyin', but he was able to tell Lena what they needed for Livin'. The Rattlers were still nearby and little Lena was able to sneak in to their camp many times to filch the things they needed for survivin'.

The Black Diamond was crafty and he knowed that somethin' was up when things kept goin' missin'. So he set some of the Rattlers to watchin', and after a bit one of 'em spotted Lena. They followed Lena right back to the hole where Szander was hidden'. Seein' that they were just two kids, they snatched 'em up and brought 'em back to The Black Diamond in chains. The Rattlers were runnin' low on gas, so The Black Diamond decided to sell Szander and Lena instead of Killin' 'em. The Rattlers headed for the city of Law where tradin' is the way of life. On the way they crossed paths with El Circo Asombroso del Desierto and sold Szander to them.

Things were certainly lookin' dark for little Lena, but when the Rattlers arrived in Law to trade her, the Preacher recognized her and brought her salvation. Rallyin' others around he started a ruckus over the sellin' of an innocent child. Humiliated and threatened by the righteous rabble raised by the preacher, The Black Diamond agreed to quietly trade the child into the Preachers custody. The Preacher was full of sad when he heard of what had happened to Lena and her family.

The Preacher heard tell of a gatherin' in the desert, a festival of music in a great natural amphitheater. Knowin' there would be crowds he reasoned that El Circo Asombroso del Desierto may be there and that they may be able to free Szander. Now Szander had been nursed back to health and put to work by El Circo Asombroso del Desierto, and as fate was feelin' kind, El Circo had come to the festival to entertain the crowds.

To the festival came Frankee, a wanderer from nowhere. When Frankee arrived at the festival he smelt somethin' funny. Some no good mischief makers had set fire to El Circo. In the fire a beam fell and Szander was trapped beneath it. Despite the fear he felt, Frankee knew he had to do somethin'. Without a second thought he rushed into the fire and freed Szander.

After makin' sure Szander would live, Frankee set out to perform. Now Frankee was always a touchy fella. When a Rattler started hecklin' his performance, Frankee called him out and challenged him to a six string duel. Frankee bet his six string and the Rattler bet his horse. Frankee won the duel, but the Rattlers were never good losers and never played fair. The Rattlers at the festival went off to sulk and drink and soon they got to talkin' about how Frankee didn't deserve that horse and how Frankee really deserved to be skinned alive and left for the buzzards to pick his bones.

Meanwhile the Preacher and Lena had arrived and heard how El Circo had burned. Things were still in chaos, so they weren't knowin' who had survived and who hadn't. The Preacher left Lena to watch the horses and listen to music while he investigated further. It was just by chance that the Preacher came across the Rattlers while they were plotting against Frankee. The Preachers ears burned to hear their evil plots. the Rattlers laid in wait and would of jumped Frankee, except the Preacher jumped the Rattlers first and warned Frankee of the ambush. Szander had been wanderin' the festival lookin' to thank the man who saved him, Seein' that man and the Preacher Fightin' rattlers, he waded in and helped run 'em off.

As they ran one of the rattlers turned and called down to the Preacher. He told the Preacher that The Black Diamond hadn't forgot him and that someday soon all the rattlers would come and kill him and his friends. Now Lena and Szander were reunited and the four were together. At this time, The Black Diamond and his Rattlers were the largest most fearsome gang in the wastes. The four knew they would not stand a chance against an army of that size. So they set out for Law.

In Law the preacher went to talk to the Cassidys and McCalls. He convinced them that the Black Diamond and his Rattlers were a threat that needed to be hunted down. The Cassidys and McCalls agreed to help form a posse and send the Marshal along, but the Preacher would be obligated to help them in the future. So the four set out with the posse and the marshal. The battle was long and brutal. Many died on both sides. All of the four saw action that day. When the dust cleared, The Black Diamond was dead and the remaining rattlers had scattered. That's the tellin' of it like I heard from my Ma and she from hers and she from hers and so on all the way back to the long ago.

The Festival

The four decided to head to Law for the founding celebration. There would be food and drink, a display of The Marshals abilities, and sky flowers after dark. On the way to Law they were passed by a convoy of large trucks from Eden. It looked like fresh produce would also be available. As they watched the convoy heading away they noticed buzzards circling something in the distance. It was decided that Frankee would ride out and investigate while Father Preacher, Szander and Lena continued toward Law. Frankee found the remains of a few people and a campsite. The corpses were a few days old but it was still clear that they had been Massacred. Whoever killed them had used a very sharp blade and seemed to have a knowledge of human anatomy. Even more curious was the fact that all 3 were missing their heads. Frankee also wondered why buzzards and other scavengers had not been at the bodies earlier. Frankee scavenged a bit around the campsite and a ways off in the general direction of Law he found a few things that he believed had been discarded by the killer. Frankee caught up with the others and told them what he had seen. Father Preacher decided that the victims should have a proper funeral, so they all returned to the site. Father Preacher said a prayer for the deceased and then burned the bodies. The rest of the trip was uneventful.

They arrived in Law four days before the Festival. Frankee, Szander and Lena explored the Bazaar Known as Swaps which was located outside the city walls. Father Preacher went into the city to find Sheriff Cassidy and tell him what they found in the desert. The Sheriff told Father Preacher that there was a Law Dog in town who could probably be found at the Red Eye Saloon. Father Preacher headed over to the Red Eye. The Law Dog introduced himself as Robert Kinsman. After being told about the murder sight in the desert Robert left om his cycle to investigate. As Father Preacher headed back to Swaps to meet with the others he was approached by Sheriff Cassidy about a job helping to keep the peace in the days leading up to and during the festival. Father Preacher agreed to take the job and headed out to tell the others. Frankee and Szander agreed although Szander was worried about who would watch over Lena while he worked.

Frankee headed straight to the Saloon for some drinking and gambling. Skinny, the owner of the Red Eye agreed to let Frankee entertain the patrons in exchange for a room. While there Frankee also met an old drunk who was drinking from the swill barrel. The drunk asked Frankee to buy him a drink promising to pay him back when his friends from Go arrived. Frankee, having been in similar situations, took pity on the old guy and bought him a few drinks. Meanwhile, Father Preacher took Szander and Lena to talk to Sheriff Cassidy about finding someone to watch Lena during the day. Sheriff Cassidy told them that there was a lady who was starting a school and suggested that Lena be put under her care during the day. Father Preacher, Szander and Lena headed over to the school where they found the teacher and two young ones cleaning up for the day. The teacher introduced herself as Miss Donna and was more than happy to have another student. She introduced the two children as Joe and Martha. Miss Donna was very pleased to learn that Lena already knew how to read. Father Preacher looked over the large collection of books and finding a copy of Tao Teh Ching asked if he could borrow it. Miss Donna was not to be persuaded but told Father Preacher that he could come by the school any time and read.

Father Preacher, Szander and Lena headed up to the bunk house to get settled in. One glance and Father Preacher decided it was no place for Lena. They returned to Sheriff Cassidy to ask about lodgings for Lena. Sheriff Cassidy, told them that the blacksmith, Colleen McCall loved children and would be glad to have Lena stay with her. Coleen was more than happy to board Lena and immediately started stuffing her with sweets. Szander asked if he could stay with colleen as well so he could watch over his little sister and offered to help work in the smithy in exchange for the room and board. Colleen agreed to let Szander stay as well and told him they would be guests and that he would not have to work. Szander and Lena headed for the Red eye Saloon to watch Frankee perform and Father Preacher headed back to the Bunk House to get some rest. As they were headed inside Miss Donna passed by and scolded them for even thinking about taking a little girl into the place. Szander and Lena agreed not to go into the Saloon and instead sat outside on the boardwalk listening to Frankee play. After a bit Szander and Lena headed back to the blacksmiths house to go to bed. Frankee stayed up playing late into the night. When the Saloon closed, Frankee and skinny dumped the old drunk in his room, locked him in and slid the key under the door. Frankee commented on how the old drunk could afford a room but drank swill and mooched drinks. Skinny told Frankee that the old drunk had arrived a few days ago and payed for the room for a week and then proceeded to go on a bender spending the rest of his money on drinks for himself and others.

The following day Lena went to school and the others patrolled Law. During the patrol they heard some yellin' and went to investigate. A mutant was lying in the street surrounded by a small gang.One man claimed the mutant was not looking where he was going and had run into him. He then proceeded to rant on about the mutant being a thief and threw insults at him until the mutant took a swing. The boys stepped between the two and tried to calm everyone down. The gang leader stepped up and introduced himself as Aaron Kavanaugh. He apologized for his hot headed brother and then asked about pressing charges seeing that the mutant had been the only one to take a swing. Suspecting something more was going on they sent the Gang away and escorted the mutant back to the hotel. There they learned that the mutant was named Artie Albert and that he was a chemist. Apparently Artie had just finished selling sky flowers to the city and was coming back to the hotel when Mark Kavanaugh jumped him. Artie apologized for losing his temper and taking a swing at Mark. Artie explained that he and the gang were from Machine and that in Machine Mark had a reputation amongst mutants as a bully and a mutant hater.

After the boys were done patrolling for the day Frankee retired to the Saloon while Father Preacher and Szander went to pick up Lena from school. On the way to the school a town deputy approached father Preacher and told him that the sheriff wanted to see him. They picked up Lena and were headed over to the sheriff's, when they heard a heated argument. Investigating they saw one of the saloon girls slap a man and stalk off. The man said,"she got all hot headed when I told her I told her that I didn't think the price she was asking was worth what I wanted her to do, if you know what I mean." Szander was curious about what the man had meant and asked Father Preacher to explain. Father Preacher's attempt to explain only led to more confusion and more questions until he told Szander to just stay away from women of that type. Wondering what Father Preacher meant by " women of that type" but knowing from Father Preachers tone that he was tired of questions, Szander dropped the subject. They continued to the Sheriff's office. The Sheriff explained that Aaron Kavanaugh had issued a complaint against Father Preacher and asked them to come by the following afternoon so the Sheriff could here from both sides and sort out the truth. Father Preacher, Szander and Lena had dinner listened to Frankee play a bit and then headed for bed. Frankee continued to play late into the night.

AS things were winding down in the Saloon there was a loud scream from upstairs. Skinny grabbed a club and ran up to protect his investment, I mean to help out his lady friend, and Frankee followed. When Frankee arrived Skinny was in the hall retching and saying,"it's awful just awful" over and over. Frankee went into the room and saw a freshly butchered man chopped up and missing his head. Frankee vomited on the spot, ran out into the streets and vomited some more. Someone else ran to the sheriff's and started ringing the Alarm bell. At the sound of the Alarm the town came alive. Szander and Lena woke to the alarm and headed out to see what was up. Learning there was trouble at the Saloon they headed over. Frankee was still sitting on the boardwalk retching. Frankee told the two that someone had been killed inside, that it was terrible, and they should just stay out. Szander left Lena with with Frankee and headed up to take a look. Upon seeing the freshly butchered corpse Szander ran from the building and blew chunks in the street. Frankee gave him a little grin and said, " I told you so." Soon the sheriff and deputies arrived on the scene. by this time Frankee accompanied the sheriff upstairs while Szander stayed with Lena to protect her. Soon after the Sheriff was in the streets spewing up his supper. Frankee, having regained his composure, investigated the scene. First he tried talking to the saloon girl, but she was wide eyed with fear and unable to say anything. Examining the corpse Frankee noticed that other organs as well as the head was missing. The work looked like it had been done quickly but precisely and whoever had done it had to be extremely strong. The only other clues were huge bloody footprints leading to an open 2nd story window. The sheriff arrived with the doctor, who had the saloon girl taken to his office and started examining the corpse. As they escorted the saloon girl out of the saloon Szander and Lena saw it was the same girl they had seen arguing earlier in the day. Meanwhile, Frankee pointed out the footprints to the sheriff and noticed the sheriff take some papers off the corpse and slip them into his pocket. Frankee let the sheriff know that he had seen it happen and the sheriff asked to talk with him about it later.

Father Preacher arrived late on the seen having slept through the alarm bell. The four went and checked the area outside the saloon girls window. They found a few tracks indicating that the perpetrator had jumped down from the window, but beyond that they could not find a trail. Lena, clever little girl that she is, had a better idea. Retrieving her trained horse, Atreyu, She told it to track the killer. Atreyu did not like what it smelled at all, but followed the tracks anyway. Following Atreyu, Lena discovered a hole in the corrugated Iron wall at the edge of the town. Lena alerted the others who gathered up a posse to head to the bottom of the cliff and try and track the killer further. Lena was commended for tracking the killer to the wall, but forbidden to come along with the posse. Despite Lena's Protests everyone agreed that following the killer out into the desert was too dangerous for an eight year old girl.

The Posse gathered up dogs and horses and headed to the cliff bottom to see if they could pick up the trail. The dogs found the trail right away but refused to follow it out of fear. Frankee agreed to act as tracker and led the pursuit. As they tracked the killer they noticed he had an unusually large gait. They spent the rest of the night following his tracks, but lost them in a rocky area. Frustrated the posse returned to Law. Now Lena was steaming mad about being left behind. She decided that she would use Atreyu to track the killer on her own, show everyone her worth and be the hero. Unfortunately Atreyu lost the scent along the way. Lena looked and saw she could not see the lights from the Posse's torches or any lights from Law. She ordered Atreyu to take her to Szander and then to take her home, but Atreyu was just as lost as Lena.

The next morning Szander discovered that the carefully arranged pillows in the bed were not Lena. After looking around the town and talking to some people he started to panic. Szander told Father Preacher that he had lost Lena and Father Preacher chastised him for losing his sister. They asked the men who had been guarding the city gates the night before whether they had seen Lena. The guards told them that they had but she had looked like she knew where she was going so they had let her pass. Quickly they ran to the sheriff's office and explained the situation. Then they got Frankee and headed out into the desert to find Lena. Tracking Lena during the day was not difficult and they found her after a bit sun burned and parched. Father Preacher Scolded her harshly and slapped her sun burned skin. They took her back to town and school where Miss Donna also scolded Lena and set her to work copying a book as punishment.

After bringing Lena back home it was time for the sit down with the sheriff and the Kavanaugh Gang. When they got to the sheriffs office they were surprised to see the the Kavanaugh Gang in a cell. The sheriff explained that while Father Preacher, Frankee, and Szander were out looking for Lena, the Kavanaugh Gang had attacked Artie beating him severely, breaking his arm. Mark Kavanaugh yelled at Father Preacher from his cell, blaming him for interfering with their business. Just as Father Preacher lost his patience and started to argue with Mark, the sheriff stepped in giving everyone a look that caused them all to clam up. Curious, Szander asked what business The Kavanaugh Gang had in Law. Aaron Kavanaugh apologized for his little brothers behavior and , after giving Mark a dirty look, explained that something very important had been stolen in Machine and a bounty had been offered for the perpetrator and the return of the stolen item. Aaron Kavanaugh believed that the perpetrator would more than likely head for Law since Law was the best place to go to sell things. Upon arriving they saw Artie, who they recognized from Machine, wearing fancy clothes and spending lots of money and assumed he was the man they were looking for. The Kavanaugh Gang thought it obvious that Artie had sold the item but figured they could take him back to Machine for part of the bounty. Now they knew that they were mistaken as the Sheriff had explained to them that Artie had got the money selling his sky flowers to the city for the festival. Artie had also signed a contract making him a probationary citizen of Law and that a fine had been levied against mark Kavanaugh for breaking Artie's Arm effectively putting him out of work for awhile. Mark Kavanaugh refused to pay and refused to let his brother pay stating, " i would rather die than give anything to that mutant freak." Mark's lynching was scheduled for the following morning before the festival started. The rest of the gang was being held to keep them from doing something foolish like trying to break Mark out. Shocked by the outcome Szander told Father Preacher that he didn't think he liked city life. As they left the Sheriff pulled Frankee aside for a little talk about what Frankee had seen the night before. Frankee left the Sheriff's looking pretty proud of himself. Whatever happened only Frankee and the Sheriff know.

Wanting to get to the bottom of things the boys set off to the hotel to talk to Artie. Outside the hotel they saw that a small mob, led by Miss Donna, had gathered. Two deputies were having trouble fending them off. Father Preacher stepped in and demanded to know what was going on. Miss Donna said they knew Artie was the murderer from last night. the word around town was a Mutant had done the killing and it had to be Artie since he was the only mutant in town. Father Preacher chastised Miss Donna for succumbing to rumors and dispersed the mob. Miss Donna was clearly embarrassed and ashamed for getting caught up in the hysteria and apologized.Father Preacher convinced Miss Donna that the best way to make up for her mistake was to quell any rumors she heard. Miss Donna readily agreed. Talking to the deputies the boys found out that all sorts of rumors had started about Artie. Along with Artie being the killer there were also rumors about multiple victims and the victims being children. The Sheriff suspected the Kavanaugh Gang of starting the rumors but nothing could be proved. The boys went up to Artie's room and found him heavily under the influence of whatever the doctor had given him to ease his pain. Artie claimed to know nothing about the theft in Machine. Father Preacher still had his suspicions but thought it best to leave Artie top get his rest and question him again at a later date. As they were leaving Artie asked them to thank the man that helped him and to deliver five Law Dollars to him. When asked who that was, Artie told them that it was the old drunk at the saloon. Artie drifted off before he could say more and the four left him to rest.

Frankee wandered over to the Saloon to talk to the old drunk while Father Preacher and Szander went to check on Lena. The old Drunk was drinking good liquor and offered to buy his friend Frankee a drink. He said his friends from Go had arrived with the money they owed him. As the old drunk offered to buy his friend Frankee another drink Skinny laughed and said everyone was the old guys friend today and predicted that by tomorrow he would be drinking swill and mooching drinks once more. Frankee gave the old guy the five Law Dollars and told him Artie was grateful. The old guy had no idea who Artie was, but chuckled when reminded. "I helped that guy alright", he slurred, "Doc said I set that Arm perfect. Good to know I still have the touch." Frankee left the old drunk to his drinking and got up on stage to earn his keep.

Back at the school the Father Preacher and Szander found Lena dutifully copying the book. Miss Donna told them that Lena was a well disciplined girl despite her earlier mischief. Apparently when Miss Donna had left to join the mob she had told Lena to keep on working and Lena had obeyed. Miss Donna stated that with that kind of self discipline and her excellent penmanship, Lena would make an excellent scribe. When Father Preacher explained to Lena what a scribe was Lena groaned and said she would never want to do that. Miss Donna decided that Lena had been punished enough and said she could go. Tuckered out Lena, Father Preacher and Szander headed toward bed. they did not get far before a man came stumbling out into the street pale and panicked. Father Preacher asked him why he was so upset and the man replied, " in the outhouse. He's a bloody mess and he's got no head!"