Talk:Magic

Some magic cards I came up with, make up one for someone!

Matt- Legendary Human Programmer Cost: 2 blue, 2 colorless

Haste

During other player's upkeep: Look around for cards not in a deck, build a deck. You can not take your turn until at least 25% of the deck is complete. If you do not, loose 10 life.

Tap Matt: Give all your permanents except Matt to target opponent. Roll a D12, you loose the game in a number of turns equal to what was rolled, this roll is not affect by future rolls. Counter Target spell.

1/4

"Look, once I get this out, it'll be my game!"

BEN: oh shit...that's the most brilliant thing I've seen in a long time.

--Matts 16:31, 24 July 2008 (MST)Fuck man, combo that with Fate Transfer and Sinking Feeling and that's all you need right there!

--Brandon 17:11, 24 July 2008 (MST) EDIT: Wait, I just realized something. Why does Matt have Haste? Shouldn't he have, like anti-Haste? Um, like, maybe, Lethargy?

Ooh ooh, I've got one.

Ed- Legendary Human Doctor/Mastermind Cost: 2/B 2/W 2/U 2/G

Indestructible

As long as Ed is in play, all permanents under your control have protection from Wrath of God-style board-sweeping effects.

Tap Ed: You win the game, if and only if the following conditions hold:

- you have at least 50 permanents in play - all five colors are represented in permanents you control - you control at least 7 non-basic lands - you have at least 13 token creatures in play - you have countered at least 3 spells this game - you have said the word "stack" at least 5 times this game - you control a permanent named "Mystic Snake" - you control at least one Hippopotamus - you could have won without tapping Ed

1/3

"In response, . . ."

Gabe: Ed actually used that power last night...

JASON: Back in the day we made a set of cards to be us, we were the 'Loser Legends'; there was also a companion set called Girlfriends. We all had silly powers, like Jeff could tap to take control of target Girlfriend. I was 1/1 with 1: Jason becomes unblockable. The flavor text was 'Im a ninja, you cant see me'. It was all based on stuff we actually did.

Gabe: So... YOUR A NINJA! Do you get +1/+1 vs pirates? yar?

JASON: No, pirates get +1/+1 vs ninjas!

Gabe: They need more pirate cards... oh shit wait.. I do have pirate cards... now all I need is some ninja cards from those shitty Japany sets.

Ben - Legendary Human Card Nut Warrior

Cost: 1 Green, 2 White or Green

Ben is all creature types, or not, he can be if he wants though.

Tap Ben: Target creature gets +X/+X where X is the number of cells in the human body.

2 Green, 2 Colorless: Grab a handful of pennies, throw them at opponent’s face, opponent is now allowed to cover face. For every penny that lands head up put a 2/2 green wolf token into play, for every penny that lands tails up put any shadowmoor card from outside the game into play or into your hand.

3/2

"Alright you take 3 damage, and then I tap my elf of hurt you to give my creature +5 more and you take 20 damage total."

JASON: Dude, Kamagawa was a good set. Also, that Ben card rules. Here is my Gabe card.

Gabe 2B2U
1/1
2: Put a bitch token on Gabe. There must be a rule in play Gabe doesnt like.
2: Counter target spell. Only use this ability if Gabe doesnt like a rule on this card.
Every time a rule or spell is used or mentioned flip a coin. If it comes up heads, Gabe doesnt like this rule or spell.
Gabe gets +1/+1 for each bitch token.

Gabe: Mwuhahaha, I like, oh wait... I better flip a coin to see if I do. And yeah, Kamagawa actually wasn't that bad, people are really hard on it I think because not all the cards combo well with other sets (like how there are no ninja or samurai in other sets). But spirits could now be a little more useful with so many changlings about.

--Brandon 15:37, 30 July 2008 (MST) Another take on Gabe:

Gabe U - Legendary Wiki Blocker
1/1
Flash
Split-Second
First Strike
Defender
Gabe can only block creatures of type "Wiki Post"

"Fuck yeah, +1/+1 here I come!"

I never say that!

EDIT: You're right. Changed.