Bored at work

I'd rather be bored at work, like it's a chore
than gored at work by a wild boar

I'd rather be twiddling my thumbs in ennui
than stabbed to death by republicans "freedom isn't free"

Honestly, I supoose it's a good way
The mind rots while we collect our pay

It's just, I'd like a bentley or something if I'm gonna be this goddamn bored

Was Bored at Work

JASON: Very helpful[1]

Edmiao I didn't find that helpful at all. I guess if you were kind of dim witted you might find that useful.

JASON: Maybe you will find this helpful [2]

Edmiao I found that very helpful. But not quite as helpful as your mom was last night.

JASON: That wasnt my mom, it was YOUR mom. DOUBLE WHAMMY. ZING

Edmiao What can I say, I love our mother. If only you cared about our mother as much, maybe you would be a better person.

Edmiao oh man, someone save me from being Bored at work