Yo Momma

Yo momma's so fat that Jabba the Hut said "DANG!!"

Yo momma's so dumb that she went to Bangcock to get a Tie fighter!

Yo momma's so fat that Obi Wan said "that's no moon, that's yo momma!"

Yo momma's so dumb that she spent all day saying "Are Not!" to R2.

Yo momma's so dumb that she thought a light saber had less calories.

Yo momma's so dumb that she thought Jar Jar comes with pickles pickles!

Yo momma's so ugly she put the "Ug" in Ugnaught