Buckwheat

Once, I ate like two platefuls of soba (buckwheat) noodles.

Then, I drank a beer.

Then, I played some horseshoes.

Then, I played some tennis.

Then, I found out I was allergic to buckwheat.

Then, my eyes swelled way up and watered.

Then, I had trouble breathing.

Then, I jabbed myself with an epipen.

Then, I went to the hospital in Bend.

The end!