Wik's planned insults for this rodeo clown who captured us

"You're no better than Sig Royfried, you overstuffed, chair-sitting, pasty-faced coward"

"By the time I'm done with your lovely camp, the Big Top is going to be known as the Big-Ass Deflated Tent full of Crying Idiots."

"Nobody rumbles with the Big Top, my ass. I rumbled with your Big Mom the other night, I don't see what's so hard about messing with the retarded child."

"Your women have fucked-up faces, overwrought names, and you're not half a sight better."

"You know why I don't have any hair? I've been stressed-out since birth that clown quality is at an all-time low, and that makes you my ultimate nemisis!"