Talk:Mass Effect Races

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JASON: I have a new race you guys can use: Gabe. First of all you are gay and your mom is a whore. But, since you are in charge of this game your stats are all 100 and you have infinite hit points. You can be any class that is ok with gays, so that pretty much means you are a Harlequin Wannabe.

Gabe: Great, thanks, you just gave away the last boss. Way to ruin every RPG forever. I'm calling up Wizards and telling them to stop production, no point anymore.

Edmiao can i be the Jason Bessonette class? I think that class has minus 30 dodge, and has the talent: Everybody Beat Up on Me.

JASON: I dont think you have the cajones to take that kind of punishment. Maybe you should play the space version of the little fairy elf. Or better yet, twin space little fairy elves.

ED: Wonder twin powers activate!!!