Brock

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Not much is known yet about the inscrutable Brock. Not even his last name. It's probably on file somewhere at Kjelstad Advanced Industries where he is currently employed, but for all we know, he may have lied to HR when he got hired.

Previous Employment

Brock served in the U.S. Army, but claims he was dishonorably discharged (which most people believe to be true; either that, or Brock is the worst liar ever) for striking an officer. Since then, he has found employment as a foreman at KAI.

Current Employment

His employer, Peter Kjelstad, also tasks Brock out to keep an eye on his naive and often erratic daughter, Marie. This suggests that either Peter Kjelstad possesses some superhuman ability to read people, or he may rank among the worst fathers ever.

Special Abilities

Brock has the notable skills of being able to fly several types of aircraft, being a bad-ass in a firefight and the ability to get shot a lot without dying.

At Least He's Got Chicken

In recent news, with the possibility that the combat-inclined Brock might survive for a bit, he has grown a surname (because he might actually live long enough to need one). Henceforth, the battlecry of "Brawwwwwwwk...JANKINNNNNNNNS!" may be the last thing aliens hear before having their giant, squishy heads stushed in.